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u/GreyScent Jul 05 '22
Do the lights stay on after he turns off the truck?
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Yes they do!
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u/Tandybaum Jul 05 '22
Im impressed by his battery setup
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u/D33peSTi18 Jul 05 '22
LEDs deserve some recognition for being so efficient and bright too. Lithium batteries are incredible too. I just love the future I guess. Fuck everything about this truck, I hope he paid tons of money to get everything installed.
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u/Tandybaum Jul 05 '22 edited Jul 07 '22
Real men don’t use those liberal LEDs. They burn kerosene lights like god intended
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u/D33peSTi18 Jul 05 '22
Yeah man. Bane was born in the dark, why's this wimp need so much light?
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u/gidonfire Jul 05 '22
I actually know a guy who rants about how Biden banned his lightbulbs because of the transition to LED's and the new LED bulbs don't dim the same and don't have the same color temperature. He hates Biden for this process that Biden 100% has zero knowledge is happening and was started multiple administrations ago.
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u/k_Brick Jul 05 '22
That's weird, I remember hearing this bullshit when Obama "banned" incandescent bulbs and they're still on the shelves at Lowe's.
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u/zakmmr Jul 06 '22
In California they are banned. At least the standard ones. You may still be able to get some for special uses. I'm a handyman, and I always recommend to clients to not even wait til their bulbs are out to switch. They are way more efficient to the point you are saving tons of money. The bulbs cost more, but you're saving hundreds of dollars in electricity bills. And the new LEDs look just as good as incandescent and can be dimmable as well.
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u/personalgrower Jul 06 '22
I bought my house two months ago. I replaced ALL the bulbs in the house.
60 bulbs. 49 40 watt incandescent bulbs. 6 60 watt floodlight bulbs. 3 100w incandescent bulbs outdoors. 2 150w floodlights outdoors.
The 40 watt replacement LED’s use 8. The 60w floodlight replacements use 10. The 100w replacement use 15. The 150w replacements use 20.
It’s a bit insane that my maximum lighting draw went from about 3000w to just over 500.
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u/Warg247 Jul 06 '22
My mother would rant about this. But she hasnt paid an electric bill in 30 years so...
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u/tharak_stoneskin Jul 05 '22
Those goddamn libruls are coming to take our checks notes ...lightbulbs!
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u/FormalChicken Jul 05 '22
LEDs are efficient. So are batteries.
I have a 50qt fridge that runs overnight without killing the battery.
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u/Low-Advance8570 Jul 05 '22
No bylaws to stop him and have you actually inquired what the reasoning is ?
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u/MACHLoeCHER Jul 05 '22
If you try to talk to them and they won't listen to reason, your next step is vandalizing the car. The problem is they then will know it was you.
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u/Nizzemancer Jul 05 '22
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u/Xiomaraff Jul 05 '22
100% those mods aren’t street legal when you can’t legally tint your windows enough to block it.
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u/avidblinker Jul 05 '22
I’m not sure if street legal applies if the car’s engine is off. Seems like it would fall under a municipal law.
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u/Xiomaraff Jul 05 '22
True, I underestimated the stupidity of the truck owner and thought the truck was on…
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u/k_Brick Jul 05 '22
They're legal in Florida, and I kind of have a feeling that's where this is.
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u/narniaofpartias22 Jul 05 '22
In my extensive experience with people like this, talking to them usually results in escalation. This is the type of person that will park the truck within inches of their neighbor's property line blaring lights and shitty music just to show the world that no one can tell them what to do.
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u/TenderBittle Jul 06 '22 •
Agreed. It's not as though they don't realize how intrusive those blinding lights are so you're not going to tell them something they don't already know. They know they're acting like a spoiled entitled pos and they don't care. Better off avoiding them directly and contacting hoa, police, or whoever might actually do something, or just paying teenagers from another neighborhood to vandalize that shit.
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u/MyMumsSpaghetti Jul 05 '22
People like this always have cameras. They know they're obnoxious and are paranoid.
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u/Coodiebath Jul 05 '22
Pellet gun after hours
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u/Tweezot Jul 05 '22
The owner of that property absolutely owns real guns and has poor decision making skills. Bad idea.
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u/Bogsnoticus Jul 05 '22 •
Just glue a small pebble inside each valve cap. Tyres will deflate, he'll remove the cap, pump them up, put the cap back on, and slowly let them back down again.
and/or
Eat some asparagus, piss into a cup, and then pour it along the openings in front of the windscreen. It'll leach into the aircon system and make the truck stink like cat piss.
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u/vuxnomica Jul 05 '22
Wow, some real guerrilla tactics! Are these theoretical, or ‘tested’?
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u/Bogsnoticus Jul 05 '22
Both have been tested. I've only done the valve cap thing once, but 4 people have pissed me off enough to return the favour in physical form.
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u/joninfiretail Jul 05 '22
I did the same thing to a neighbor that poisoned a stray cat I was feeding. Just glued a black painted BB in his rear passenger fill stem. He spent 6 months fighting that tire. He finally replaced just that one. So I did his other rear tire.
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u/SendAstronomy Jul 06 '22
Brb gonna go check the valve cap on my tire that has had a slow leak for 2 months that I couldn't find.
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u/Armistarphoto Jul 05 '22
I am more a fan of the 1/4 left valve stem turn with a tool. You can get them at any auto store and it acts as a slow leak.
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u/Rasalom Jul 05 '22
How do I get my cat to eat asparagus??
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u/CupOfCreamyDiarrhea Jul 06 '22
Please don't eat anyone with asparagus. It's not their fault that they have it.
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u/broneota Jul 05 '22
Yeah, it sure is nice living in a country where the people with the worst impulse control all drive lifted pickups and carry guns constantly
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u/wavetoyou Jul 05 '22
OP just gotta wait them out…foreclosure eminent
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u/broneota Jul 05 '22
Lol it’s true. I used to do a bunch of work in oilfield country and near military bases, and there’s a simple rule I learned—if you buy more vehicles than can fit in your driveway, it won’t be your driveway for long.
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u/Pickle_riiickkk Jul 05 '22
Getting strong entitled Redneck trust fund baby vibes from this. The type of people who live vicariously in the shadow of their family's construction/real estate/agricultural business.
They’ll shoot you with a $20k rifle from daddy’s $300k firearm collection (because AR’s and glocks are for poor people). Then walk in court because daddy can afford the tier-1 lawyer and is probably golfing buddies with half the towns politicians
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u/Cam3739 Jul 05 '22
That was very specific.
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u/sailorj0ey Jul 05 '22
Nope that's just how the oligarchs in America live and this is common knowledge. If you got money laws don't apply to you.
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u/kendrickshalamar Jul 05 '22
Might take a while with how small LEDs are. Flame thrower would be more effective.
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u/ToolForStools Jul 05 '22
Let me guess, Florida?
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u/vuxnomica Jul 05 '22
Bingo bango hah tah tah!
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u/pm-me-neckbeards Jul 05 '22
This photo is aggressively Floridian.
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u/engineerdrummer Jul 06 '22
Live oaks? Yep Spanish moss? Yep Christmas lights hung on the trailer in July? Yep Some dude trying to compensate for his micropenis? Yep
This is the essence of north Florida.
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u/TheWalkingDead91 Jul 06 '22
Also, the RV. Only true Floridians have RVs in their parking lot that are probably worth more than their houses.
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u/surprised-duncan Jul 05 '22
The doctor was the mother
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u/dave-train Jul 05 '22
But the mother was actually me! Dr. Chameleon!
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u/surprised-duncan Jul 05 '22
If you're Dr. Chameleon, that must mean that I'm Jesus. Pretzel Jesus.
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u/howlandwolf Jul 05 '22
I saw that moss and figured it had to be Savannah or maybe Jacksonville...
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u/wacrover Jul 05 '22
Florida vehicle code looks like it’s an easy solution, should you decide you want to put a stop to it.
316.235 Additional lighting equipment
(1) Any motor vehicle may be equipped with not more than two side cowl or fender lamps which shall emit an amber or white light without glare.
(2) Any motor vehicle may be equipped with not more than one running board courtesy lamp on each side thereof which shall emit a white or amber light without glare.
(3) Any motor vehicle may be equipped with one or more backup lamps either separately or in combination with other lamps, but any such backup lamp or lamps shall not be lighted when the motor vehicle is in forward motion. […]
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u/mr_potatoface Jul 05 '22
Depends how they apply the law, might not apply here if the vehicle isn't running. If this were on the person's lawn or in their driveway, they'd likely be perfectly fine. But since they're in the street, it's a bit subjective.
If he started the truck or drove with it and had these lights on, then yeah. Ticket city. But otherwise, he is probably ok legally. Otherwise we'd have to go around ticketing every contractor that has work lights turned on when they're doing work afterhours.
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u/klezart Jul 05 '22
Might be covered by light trespass laws if vehicle laws don't cover it.
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u/FirstMiddleLass Jul 06 '22
Precedent set by BB Gunn vs Ann Oying-Lights paves the way for a possible solution.
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u/ImprovisedLeaflet Jul 05 '22
Winnebago? Check.
Golf cart? Check.
Three trucks? Check.
Yep, that’s a Florida Man alright. A rich one, but he’s Florida thru’n’thru.
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u/BickNickerson Jul 06 '22
Florida man ain’t rich, Florida man is in debt up to his asshole, lol.
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u/USSNerdinator Jul 05 '22
I fucking knew it. God damnit. 🤦🏼♀️ Why do we have such assholes in this state??
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u/PeeB4uGoToBed Jul 05 '22
There's a lot of trucks like this in the part of NC I'm in, it's so obnoxious and annoying and even with the Carolina Squat being outlawed, it hasn't changed much
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u/1980pzx Jul 05 '22
Wtf is a Carolina Squat? LoL.
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u/PeeB4uGoToBed Jul 05 '22
Only the back end of the truck is lowered raising the front end. It's so stupid
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u/JaxJags904 Jul 05 '22
Multiple trucks, golf cart, RV…..100%
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I was thinking of pregnant women with cigarette, but diapered baby with coke on its bottle is probably more appropriate, smoking is bad and the pregnant Floridan is surely vaping, not smoking cigarettes.
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u/ChesterDaMolester Jul 05 '22
God the no sidewalks made it fucking terrible visiting family on in Florida. Walking like 1/4 mile to get food turned into an hour long walk putting my life on the line.
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u/gildedhearts Jul 05 '22
Is there a light coming from the wheels? Why?
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u/vuxnomica Jul 05 '22
Yes. Obviously to flex how much ‘style’ he has.
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u/sudotrin Jul 05 '22
Try some mirrors?
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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jul 05 '22
Buy a full size body mirror at Target.
Tape one up to every window a light comes through on.
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u/Defiant-Giraffe Jul 05 '22
Yes.
It started out when off road racers would have work lights installed there for when they needed to change a tire. In desert races like the baja this made sense.
For this guy, its just because he's a douchenozzle
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u/CatDadSnowBunny
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Mirror fence is the only way to overcome this
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u/Nicholas_Cage_Fan Jul 06 '22 •
That is actually an amazing idea, but the guy will probably just install more lights thinking that OP bought the same truck and also installed lights as a flex
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u/SinceWayLastMay Jul 06 '22
Plus the guy might see his own reflection in the mirror and keep smacking into it like an angry bird
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u/sevargmas Jul 05 '22
Stuff some Amazon boxes or empty beer cases up in his wheel wells every night till he gets the hint.
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u/vuxnomica Jul 05 '22
There’s a flood light in each wheel well and a ring of leds around each wheel hub. It’s hard to see here but all of the custom suspension parts are powder coated neon green.
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u/SqueakyTits101 Jul 05 '22
Seems like this can't be legal. Those lights would shine right into the driver's eyes in the lane next to him!
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u/Mr_Quackums Jul 05 '22
I don't know about Florida but in Texas, undercarriage lights are legal when the car is parked but not when it is in motion.
Granted, lights like this are probably (hopefully) not legal.
This is probably a "disturbing the peace" or "public nuisance" charge, unless the truck has a thin blue line sticker on it, then nothing will be done.
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u/BrokenCankle Jul 05 '22
Nothing will be done without the sticker either. I live in Florida too and have a new neighbor that put led spotlights on his house pointed at all of his neighbors homes. It's insane levels of bright. I can't actually see the stars at night anymore and it shines right into my living room. The neighbors on the other side have two facing them. It lights the entire street up. He doesn't even live there. He's slowly fixing it, sort of so it looks like shit because it's in a constant state of construction. We have never had an issue on this road with theft or trespassing but his stupid lights have actually alerted the world that our dead end dirt road exists. It's such a nuisance but the city or police won't do shit about it. We asked him to point them down or switch them out and he said "yeah I know they are bright". He doesn't care. We basically have to become Florida man and go shoot them out to get rid of them if we want them gone. That's how Florida rolls, they don't help you so you have to resort to being a POS or moving and people can't afford to move so Florida man it is.
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u/skeenerbug Jul 05 '22
Police are largely useless. They're not out to help you
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u/Lumberjvkt Jul 05 '22
I was recently pit maneuvered off of a road by a driver with road rage near my house. I called the police, explained the situation and gave them his plate number. After a week of no updates I called the police again and they told me they went to his house and asked him not to do that again. This guy fucking hit my car, threatened me and took off and all the cops can say is "Hey man that wasn't very nice"
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u/Whywei8 Jul 06 '22
I was ran off the road by a dump truck in Florida. I got back on the road and started following him, a few lights later, I see a Pinellas sheriff deputy at a 7/11. I pulled up to him and start telling him what happened and pointing out the truck, the damage to my vehicle etc., sheriff sat and watched this slow ass dump truck drive away from the light. Took my info gave me his card and said he’d look into it. I’m like dude is right there, go stop him, wouldn’t. A week went by, tried calling, that pig was on vacation for 2 weeks. Called him when he got back and he said “looked at the truck and saw no damage, can’t prove they hit your vehicle.” Fuck cops and Florida cops in particular.
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u/Random_name46 Jul 05 '22
Doesn't seem to be enforced well. I often see under lighting (whatever it's called) and the big new fad is incredibly bright light bars on the front grill and back of the truck.
They're so bright it's blinding even during the day, and it's always on lifted trucks so the intent is clearly to blind other drivers. Seen plenty of cops roll right on by while the lights are on.
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u/BioluminescentCrotch Jul 05 '22
These would be illegal in Ca I'm pretty sure. When I asked a cop here he said that they're fine as long as you can't actually see the bulb, it has to be diffused by the fender or whatever. Light is fine, this isn't
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u/Poo_came_out Jul 05 '22
Nice of him to provide light for the thieves when they're stealing his catalytic converter.
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u/LFK-1980 Jul 05 '22
I just have to know…. are there truck nuts, is there a fuck Biden sticker, is there a Snapchat sticker, is there a locally hated sticker,…. or all the above😅
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u/ProbablyNotQualified Jul 05 '22
Fun fact, truck nuts are fineable in Florida. At least the ones that look like bull balls. Dunno about the ones that just look like giant fastener type nuts.
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u/butttabooo Jul 05 '22
Omg…when I was little I asked MY DAD what those were. He uncomfortably was like uh uh uh I’m not really sure I don’t have a truck….fast forward when I’m old enough to realize what they are and my embarrassment and how I still think of MY DAD everytime I see truck nuts.
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u/Intelligent-Sky-7852 Jul 05 '22
Yeti sticker for sure. Only the finest cups for his daily monster
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u/GlassNinja Jul 05 '22
Wait, I like Yetis (and similar stuff). Are they considered redneck/trailer trash?
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u/Intelligent-Sky-7852 Jul 05 '22
Not at all they are high quality products. Most people don't feel the need for huge yeti stickers on their cars though.
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u/Warg247 Jul 06 '22
High quality yet often obscenely overpriced. Their coolers work great, but the original design is suitable for storing meat over long hunting trips... not necessary at all for some beers at a tailgate. It's fake redneck virtue signalling, a lot like the big spotless trucks they put the stickers on. A real redneck would know what a proper yeti cooler is used for and use their truck for truck things.
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u/Subjunct Jul 06 '22
Not exclusively, but those coolers/mugs definitely fall under the heading of "things certain folks spend money on instead of books."
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u/PersnicketyPrilla Jul 05 '22
But why?
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u/xnodesirex Jul 05 '22
Off-roaders put something similar in so when something goes wrong they can see what's up.
Similar under the hood.
But then it became a body bling thing for bikers and street vehicles to draw attention, because you can never be too desperate for attention.
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u/dbenwoods Jul 05 '22
Doing their part to lower property values.
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u/YourAverageGod Jul 05 '22
They got 250k sitting on the lawn
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u/sctt_dot Jul 05 '22
On the lawn being part of the reason.
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u/Weenie Jul 05 '22 •
A buddy of mine started investing in real estate a while back, lower end homes mostly. His realtor told him if he ever sees cars parked on grass, don’t even bother; no matter the car, no matter the grass.
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u/Pie-Otherwise Jul 05 '22
And are probably 2 missed payments away from having nothing.
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u/__ConesOfDunshire__ Jul 05 '22
My wife always asks how people she knows make less money than us drive really nice cars/trucks. I have to tell her this all the time. I'm an accountant, and the amount of people that over extend themselves to have a really nice new vehicle is astounding. We may not drive the newest, nicest vehicles, but they're paid off.
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u/skeenerbug Jul 05 '22
Dumb fucking morons "rolling coal" now paying 10 bucks a gallon for diesel
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u/Fuqwon Jul 05 '22
Last time I bought a car the salesperson was talking up 96 month financing and how he has to roll like $10k from his last car into a new loan.
Dude drank his own Kool aid.
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u/gamergeek Jul 05 '22
I spent my 20's pondering that one too. But after seeing enough bankruptcies and repos from colleagues I realized just because they have it doesn't mean they can afford it.
I'm glad I figured that out as early as I did because throwing money at prestige/social status is almost as wasteful as a gambling addiction.
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u/ghunt81 Jul 05 '22
White trash millionaire
Reminds me of that one neighbor on Modern Family
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u/Pickle_riiickkk Jul 05 '22 edited Jul 05 '22
The RV bus alone is worth around $250-500k
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u/Gee-Oh1 Jul 05 '22 edited Jul 06 '22
Why does this look like a scene from a game and that truck is about to be my new ride?
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u/Vedorias Jul 05 '22
Parabolic mirrors in your windows, direct the light into his bedroom.
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u/Nizzemancer Jul 05 '22
this is some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen, and I've seen some dumb shit.
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Download a rock light blue tooth controller app, like BLED. If you get close enough, you can then change his lights to flashing blue and red, then call the cops and report someone is impersonating a police officer. Or just keep turning the lights to pink. Good times!
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u/ComradeJohnS Jul 05 '22
in some states having this kind of light set up is illegal, even if its not red/blue, because using all these lights does cause the risk of people being tricked into pulling over
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u/skeenerbug Jul 05 '22
Apparently it's legal if parked but not driving, at least in Florida where this is located
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u/KaySquay Jul 05 '22
Or just smash them with a hammer and save the hassle, an oldie but a goodie
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u/ChrisPnCrunchy Jul 06 '22
These are the type of assholes looking for any excuse to shoot somebody & live out their action hero punisher fantasies.
Better to just get a pellet gun and pick off the lights from the safety & concealment of your property.
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u/Chatty_Monkey_Don Jul 05 '22
No RGB? Amateur.
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u/tasty_scapegoat Jul 05 '22
Ruth Gator Binsberg?
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u/elvis8mybaby Jul 05 '22
Red Green Balls, you silly goose
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u/Chatty_Monkey_Don Jul 05 '22
Remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. - Red Green
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u/LopsidedBandicoot551 Jul 05 '22
On behalf of myself and Harold and the whole gang up here at Possum Lodge, keep your stick on the ice. - Red Green
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u/Frenzied_Cow Jul 05 '22
I don't know what makes people do this and think, "yes, this looks good!"
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u/SpartanDoubleZero Jul 05 '22
Not even practical for mudding at night since it'll be covered.
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u/upsidedownbackwards Jul 05 '22
I don't think they think it looks good, they think it looks bright. In PA I'm pretty sure people cover their trucks in super bright LED bar "fog lights" for the same reason people put on obnoxiously loud exhausts. They WANT to annoy other people. That's how they get the most attention. Everyone has to notice them now. If there is any fog it's a wall of light barreling down on me that makes it so I can't see anything on the other side. I can't miss them. I point all my mirrors away from my eyes when driving at night. Sucks to have to slide down in my seat every time I want to use a side mirror but it's better than being blinded by someone in a bro-dozer.
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u/NecroCannon Jul 05 '22
I know people disagree with me, but god there needs to be stricter regulations on vehicles, especially when they’re a necessity in the US.
I love custom sports cars and stuff, but god leave all of the heavily modified stuff off public roads. Your truck shouldn’t have its bumper over crumple zones, and cars shouldn’t be so low that stopping to turn into a parking lot with an incline grinds traffic to a halt in one lane. Especially with trucks, you don’t need it lifted to tow.
Start fining them and putting that money into roads and infrastructure. If they really want it, milk them dry
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u/IppyCaccy Jul 05 '22
The same kind of people who look at Trump and think, "He's a smart guy who's going to look out for me" instead of seeing the obvious and ridiculous con man that he is.
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u/Vitessence Jul 05 '22
That’s a 3500 Denali, like an ≈$80k truck… Crazy that people with this little common sense can still end up with this much disposable income
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u/LeCharlesMuhDickens Jul 06 '22
Ain’t hard to get something like that when you can now finance it for almost a decade. People confuse wealth with financial stupidity, it’s easy to look like you have money.
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u/Woden888 Jul 05 '22
When your whole personality is your truck and you need everyone to know it 24/7.
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u/notwonthelottoyet Jul 05 '22
Money on them having a plastic chandelier in their toilet too
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u/AlternativeRefuse685 Jul 05 '22
There's a good chance that this person has a few " I did that Biden" stickers because they are complaining of the cost to fill up the truck even though they spent a few years worth of fuel on completely unnecessary upgrades
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u/Susfactor2 Jul 05 '22
One of my old friends that let me crash at her place for a bit started dating this dude that was into the stereotypical concrete cowboy stuff. Dude came over to her place one night at saw my MSI laptop with a glowing keyboard and said "man i never really got like, the whole flashy light thing on computers" in a way that made it obvious the dude was just bagging on "nerd stuff."
Anyways, we went outside and the guy excitedly tells my friend to "hey babe look at this sick ass shit i did to my truck." Hops in, flips a switch, and the dudes entire truck lights up like my laptop.
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u/Hair-Extra Jul 05 '22
How to say your top douche while driving down the road
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u/eatthebunnytoo Jul 05 '22
He’s so good at it, he can look like a douche without even starting an engine
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u/Dynasuarez-Wrecks Jul 05 '22
Don't worry. He'll run through his lottery winnings in 11 days, then the truck will be repossessed.
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u/MoonlitStar Jul 05 '22
Reminds me of the brightness of my opposite neighbours porch light. It's like a stadium flood light and they leave it all bloody night for eeasons unknown - the twats. Even a blackout blind doesn't fully stop it flooding into the bedrooms. People are selfish cunts.
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u/IppyCaccy Jul 05 '22
I had the same thing from several neighbors. I went over and had a friendly chat with them and they pointed their lights toward the ground instead of into my windows.
Sometimes people don't realize they're imposing on others and are happy to stop.
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u/MoonlitStar Jul 05 '22
I did go and have a friendly word and they refused to see it as an issue and said they wouldn't be changing it. Therefore they do realise its a problem for me regards coming into the bedroom windows. So they are being twatty about it- which is strange as apart from the ridiculously bright porch light situation they don't stand out as arsehole neighbours otherwise.
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u/b0w3n Jul 05 '22
Does it violate ordinances? Most areas have restrictions on lumen/lux within 25-50 feet of a neighbor's property.
Some neighborhood kids used to break our shitty neighbor's helicopter searchlight on the back of his property. Those darn kids.
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u/howlandwolf Jul 05 '22
Sometimes people don't realize they're imposing on others and are happy to stop.
Hear, hear! I'd be happy to point any offending light elsewhere if asked.
My Satanic Temple flag, OTOH, ain't going anywhere.
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u/organisms Jul 05 '22
Right? I like to use a blender to help me eat, my elderly neighbor asked me to stop using it so loud because she sleeps when I’m using it. My work schedule is crazy hours. So I put the blender on some towels, adjusted my recipes for her sleeping schedule and she came up with a smile and said that’s better. Kissed me on the cheek lol.
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u/ibyczek78 Jul 05 '22
And they'll be the first one to blame Biden for gas prices.....
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u/buffalopete Jul 05 '22
Seems like the type of guy who would go apeshit if someone were to put transparent pride flag window stickers over his blinding bright white lights.
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Everyday I'm reminded that people like him exist. They live to make others lives just a little bit more miserable than they would without him around.
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u/btroj Jul 05 '22
Tell me you live in the south without telling me you live in the south.
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u/cerealmonogamiss Jul 05 '22
I have a neighbor or two with super loud mufflers. I doubt they care that the rest of us just want to live in our homes in peace.
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u/IAmSurfer Jul 05 '22
Rubber band a bunch of kazoos together and shove them in the exhaust tips
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u/SlaveToNone666 Jul 05 '22
It’s shit like this that makes me happy I live rurally and don’t have to deal with twats like this.
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u/verugan Jul 05 '22
Besides the recent fireworks the only noises I hear from neighbors are gunshots, oh and cows go moo.
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You should get some of the stick-on chrome letters and put "micropenis edition" on the back.
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u/RiskyRockets Jul 05 '22
Do you think they have enough trucks?
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u/vuxnomica Jul 05 '22
Well they also bought the empty lot next door to store their extra cars, trailers, etc
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u/palmerry Jul 05 '22
How the fuck do people have this much money exactly
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u/Ok-Dragonfruit-1793 Jul 05 '22
Generational wealth, owning businesses, lottery wins...
Guy bought the townhouse beside me. Moved in with a vette, viper and a SUV for his wife. Bought the townhouse to live in while his custom house was being built after he sold his last property. Once it was finished, sold the townhouse for $100k in profit. Money makes money.
He owned 2 bars.
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