r/BrandNewSentence Sep 15 '21

Overheard new sentences thread + discord

382 Upvotes

Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.

This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.

Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q


r/BrandNewSentence Feb 26 '22

BrandNewSentence is looking for moderators

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Hello everyone. Today we are opening moderator applications for everyone who is willing to help our community. Check this google form for more info. https://forms.gle/tCAvTnLaLa1trs6M6


r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago Helpful

meirl

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r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

I’d say there’s a pretty decent chance Kid Rock has seen the nuclear codes

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657 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Lord have mercy

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r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago Silver

“As of ass cheeks clapping gently , flapping, clapping at my chamber door”

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r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

Cruise ships are floating Karen hives

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552 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 22h ago

Flat earth dating site

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3.6k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

700 snickers bars and a can of whipped cream

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307 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Good to know

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r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Struggling Foot Fetish Porn Star Bullied into Selling Cocaine. It could happen to anyone!

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r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

mobile orphanage with murderous tendencies

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49 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Fork knife

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54 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

“Cross-faded Cosby Sauce”

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r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

She makes songs for girls who think they’re psychopaths capable of murder, when in reality they’re too scared to ask for more ketchup packets.

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428 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Grand Theft Acorn

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r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

An Englishman's home is a Spider's brothel

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r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

bottom G

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago Wholesome

"Mum, the bird witches are calling me"

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r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

“Suspicious object”

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Banning dick pics on LinkedIn

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4.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

“Diet in the wall”

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9 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

H-E-DOUBLE-FUCK

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r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

Never before have I craved the sweet release of death, but in seeing these men and women vanish headfirst into the ravenous mouth of an inflated, cap-wearing yellow iguana head, I have identified a cause for which I am willing -- eager, even -- to die.

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20 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Astrology, the new space racism

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248 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

Orgasm buttons in their butts.

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r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

"..thanks homeless dick fart welding dead kid single mom."

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